From the Kitty logs...

Our family was recently gone on a trip. While we were gone, we had two excellent Navy Reservists (my beautiful sister and her husband) came and watched our four cats. Here is what the kitty logs told us:

November 17, 2011   

[Subject: Operation Safe kitty Log:] Day 1

All 4 kitties accounted for and present during morning muster.

Aids kitty still remains in his secured location.

There were no signs of foul play or leaky water heater.

Will return at 1730 for evening rounds and muster.

Safe kitty watcher out!

[Subject: Operation kitty log] Day 1 Evening report:

All 4 kitties present and accounted for.

Aids kitty still remains in his secure location.

Security rounds performed: compound remains secure.

Lighting was changed to fool the enemy to the think the compound is manned.

New theme was apparent tonight - kitties are lazy especially princess. There is need for a training plan. will implement new training plan at tomorrow's morning 's muster. Kitties must remain at the top of their game.

Kitty watcher out!

November 18, 2011

After not hearing anything... message was sent to Kitty watcher  "Do you need reinforcements? Are you in stealth mode?"

Commanding officer informed me I was being annoying with my mission logs. Commanding officer =wife.

We informed Kitty Watcher that we enjoyed logs.

Commanding office was informed. Logs will continue.

November 19, 2011

[Subject: Operation Safe Kitty Log] Day 3 morning muster:

Due to the intensity and severity of mission was advised by the Commanding Officer to seize all communications during day 2 to avoid compromise. 

All 4 kitties present and accounted for.

Aids kitty remains in his secure location. 

Morning physical training went well except for princess. She took physical training pretty hard. During the low crawl and evasive action technique exercise princess was advised to "Suck it up butter cup and get a little pep in step". There is great need to motivate and train princess. Princess's training has obviously been relaxed. She thinks life is all about eating, pooping, and the occasional tongue baths. Princess needs to wake up and smell the catnip. 

Kitty watcher out!


Evening Report by Commanding Officer
Commanding Officer supervised mission this evening to ensure accuracy and mission completion. I am pleased to report my kitty watcher has done well. All kitties present and accounted for. Commanding Officer over and out.



** Just have to say:  The house and kitties were in excellent condition upon our return. Princess seems to have gone back to her Princess ways... may need to implement a better exercise routine for her.  =)  Thank you to by sis and brother-in-law!